So obviously my 5yo has only gotten the minimum in sex education... or as he would recognize it, "Where babies come from".
He's seen pregnant women, so he knows that babies are inside the mommy's tummmy. He's seen Animal Planet, so he knows that babies come out of mommy's "bottoms".
The other day I was listening to the boys talking to each other, and somehow the subject of babies came up. I heard A tell S that "Mommies eat babies, then God fixes them and they come out of the mommy's bottom". Wow. Yeah.
Sometimes kids are better than stand-up comics.